I recently attended the best concert-party, hosted by Trombone Shorty and Orleans Ave. in San Francisco, and while embarking on the 7 hour flight to the west coast, I became inspired to write this post. I’m a frequent-flyer, and on average I board approximately 30 flights a year, and repeatedly notice the same travel faux-pas. Whether you’re flying first class, economy, across the country or around the globe, decorum should be a part of your carry-on luggage.
1.) Set Your Alarm.
No one likes to sit at the airport, but you should plan to arrive about an hour and a half before your flight departs. You never know what could happen on your way to or while you’re at the airport. It also helps to have your transportation arranged early. And…
2.) Pack Early.
Pack no later than the day before your flight, and follow airport guidelines for what’s allowed (and not allowed) in your luggage. The only things that should stay unpacked are the items you will use right before leaving your home/hotel. Those can get added at the last-minute. Having your belongings situated beforehand allows you to flow at an easier pace. You don’t want to be that person with a bad attitude who’s sweating, huffing and puffing because the security line is moving slow and you need to hurry to your gate because you arrived late due to you not being packed (or you decided to sleep in). See? It’s a domino effect.
Bring your hand sanitizer, and use it (maybe even a mask). There’s something about having the sick, coughing, runny-nose person sitting next to you, who figures they’ll be courteous, wrap their hands around the beverage being handed to you by the flight attendant.
4.) Stay Sober.
Limit your number of spirits and cocktails. Although drunk passengers are entertaining sometimes, there’s a fine line between being funny and being the reason the flight makes an emergency landing.
5. ) Control Your Children.
All kids are cute until they start climbing onto or kicking the back of your seat, and running down the aisle. Start teaching them proper airplane etiquette early, especially how to use their inside voices. Also, if you have an infant, keep their pacifier on hand to help relieve the pressure in their ears. The pressure is often the reason babies cry on planes.
6.) Zip Your Lips.
Don’t joke about any tragedies involving planes. Every passenger would like to believe they’re going to make it to their destination. No one wants to hear of the plane crash you just heard about on the news.
7.) Be Silent. Be Still.
Is all the moving around really necessary? If you’re uncomfortable in your seat, there’s nothing wrong with excusing yourself to walk the aisle. Good circulation is imperative.
Pump Up Turn Down The Volume.
Lower the volume of your voice, and on your ear buds or headphones. No one else should hear what you’re listening to, or your conversation with friends. At best, hold your racquetball tournament or date night stories for later. Also, turn the volume off on any games you play.
9.) Hold the Onions.
The plane gets stuffy at times, and since cracking a window or expanding the space is not an option, try not to eat food that has a strong odor.
10.) Don’t Cause a Traffic Jam.
Wait for the restroom to become vacant before you get out of your seat.
11.) Look Behind Before You Recline.
Airline seats are designed to give you better comfort during your flight. Take a quick glance back to make sure you are not causing discomfort for the passenger behind you. If you recline, do so in a slow, gentle way.
12. Wait Your Turn.
When you arrive safely at the gate and the seat belt light turns off, don’t jump out of your seat and into the aisle to grab your bags from the overhead compartments. Unless you’re an X-Men character, you’ll probably get stuck in the aisle, like everyone else waiting for the people in front of you to get their overhead luggage, so the best thing to do is have patience and wait your turn. If you break this rule, you’ll just end up looking obnoxious and rude. If you have a connecting flight, try to check-in early so that you can change or upgrade your seat to something closer to the main cabin door.